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CELEBRATING ELECTION DAY!
November 8 is Election Day in the United States. If you were elegible to vote, we hope you did your part to keep the Republic functioning as it should and cast your ballot for the most suitable candidates.
We hope politicans in your town and state are more honest than the one Dynamic Boy contends with in his origin story, which you'll find in this booklet... [click here for more] |
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A free add-on for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. Includes sample hats and character sheets! We hope you'll enjoy outfitting characters with head-gear... before beating the hell out of them!
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This is a free add-on for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. It presents easy-to-use game mechanics for creating superhero characters... and adding some extra madness to the mayhem. With great power comes much bodily harm!
For an example of these rules in action, check out ROLF!: Bullets to the Head. ... [click here for more] |
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This is a free add-on for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. It presents easy-to-use game mechanics for creating vehicles and crashing them into each other and hapless characters on foot.
For these rules put to use, check out ROLF: Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension. ... [click here for more] |
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On May 1, 2011, the reigning Hide-and-Seek World Champion from 2001 to 2011 lost his title and life when United States Special Forces entered his secret hideout and shot him. Now, through the magic of ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, you can recreate that historic moment, in a scenario constructed with the use of top secret files recovered from the women's restroom in Nordstrom's... [click here for more] |
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"Ain't no galoot gonna knock out Steve Costigan without a rematch!"
Celebrated pulp-fiction writer Robert E. Howard wrote over 300 short stories in his too-short life. The character he wrote the most about was Steve Costigan, a sea-faring prizefighter with a habit of getting into trouble. It's a character who seems tailor-made for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters! ... [click here for more] |
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On a Wednesday afternoon some 5,300 years ago, a shepherd headed into the Alps to tend his flock of goats. He would never see his home again. His mummified corpse and violent death have been the subject of study and speculation since a retreating glacier released him from his makeshift grave in 1991, A.D. (or C.E.... whatever.)
In observance of the 20th anniverary of the discovery of the victim now... [click here for more] |
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BEWARE SPAMMERS--YOUR DOOM IS AT HAND!
When an honorable Nigerian Prince is unable to give away his fortune because his name has been sullied by spammers and scammers, he sets out to put an end to spam emails in a way so final that no software can ever do: With weapons in hand, he seeks out the spam at its source... and puts an end to it, permanently.
ROLF!: Revenge of the Nigerian... [click here for more] |
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"The Name is Bond. Jane Bond."
When Great Britain's greatest secret agent travels to Shanghai to facilitate the defection of Chinese scientist Dr. Hu Yu what should have been a simple mission turns into a fight for her life against a mysterious masked figure and a chinese dragon.
Nothing is ever simple when you're Jane Bond, Agent 002.
ROLF!: "Bond. Jane Bond." is NUELOW... [click here for more] |
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THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?!
2012 is the year the world is slated to end, at least that'swhat the Mayans supposedly established with their calander. We at NUELOW Games want to give everyone the chance to play one last RPG session before the end, so each month this year, we've released a Final Battle for ROLF! The Rollplaying Game of Big, Dumb Fighters.... [click here for more] |
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He searches for peace, but all he ever finds is battle...
John Rambo, trouble magnet and Vietnam veteran, is living peacefully in a New Mexico hippy commune when communists from Jupiter land and declare their intent to conquer Earth. Rambo, ever the reluctant warrior, must once again deal death and destruction in the name of freedom and to save the innocent from oppression.
Attack... [click here for more] |
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"TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN."
When former President of the United States Bill Clinton heard that SEAL Team Six recovered binders with pictures of six hundred or more sexy women from the lair of Osama bin Laden, along with a map to the secret city where the women lived. Bill, the biggest horndog to inhabit the White House since John F. Kennedy knew that... [click here for more] |
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NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON!
Whether they're from down the block, or from the the planet Jupiter, Girl Scouts are a menace to President Clinton (and visa-versa) in Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout. Will his wife Hillary be able to save him from himself before it's too late? Plus, as a special bonus, Julian Assange, WikiLeaker-turned-cowardly crybaby... [click here for more] |
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Valentine's Day Mayhem!
When superhero Black Cobra rescued acress June Collyer from a pack of zombies roaming the streets of Burbank his troubles were only starting. This just-another-occurance in the life of a superhero filled superheroine Black Kitten with a jealous rage--she wasn't going to let some two-bit B-movie hussy steal her man!
Black Kitten vs. June Collyer... [click here for more] |
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SUPERHEROES... THE ROLF! WAY!!
Husband and wife superhero team Bulletman and Bulletgirl are confronted with an impossible choice: When nefarious mad scientist Der Kopf kidnaps their son and threatens to kill him if they interfere with his plans, they must choose between rescuing him or saving Guardian City. What are loving parents who fight crime on the weekends to do?
Given... [click here for more] |
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MURDER AND MAYHEM! WITHOUT MSG!
When two assassins with past history come face-to-face in Seattle's Chinatown, it's a foregone conclusion that one of them will be taken out. But if the mysterious figure who brought them together has any say in the matter, they will both be as cold as an uneaten eggroll by day's end.
Chinese Take Out is a fast-playing battle scenario... [click here for more] |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY FROM NUELOW GAMES!
For the second year in a row, Steve Miller and L.L. Hundal have baked Christmas pudding, guzzled lots of rum-spiked hot apple cider, and gamed and typed to the wee hours to come up with a ROLF! Special that will awaken the Christmas Spirit in even the Grinch. Play these combat scenarios, and you'll be wanting to rush out for Black... [click here for more] |
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IT'S A BATTLE THAT'S BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN THE MAKING!
When Andy buys a weird amulet at a yard sale, he unleashes magical energies that bring Conan, the unacknowledged king of late-night comedy, and Conan, the unappreciated king of Aquilonia, face to face in mortal combat. Who will be left standing? Will the sword prove mightier than the mouth?
Conan vs. Conan is... [click here for more] |
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
In the Year of Our Lord 1666, a family of pilgrims was saved by a mysterious, mustachioed man when they found themselves in a life and death struggle against a demonic turkey. Their savior? A time-traveling Edward D. Wood, Jr.!
Day of the Turkey allows four gamers to relive the historic battle when the legendary maker of turkeys turned turkey killer! This combat scenario... [click here for more] |
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Abraham Lincoln & John F. Kennedy in a Battle to Save America!
When Adolf Hitler and Kim Jong-Il decide to destroy the United States of America from the Afterlife, only Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy can stop them!
"Dead Presidents" is a ROLF! battle scenario for 4 players set in the misty confines of John Kendrick Bangs' Hades (as described in Houseboat... [click here for more] |
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THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?
Reportedly, ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to at some point during 2012. Since ancient peoples were never wrong about anything, we here at NUELOW Games are releasing a "Final Battle" every month this year until the end comes. This is The Final Battle #7. So far, so good!
Another thing... [click here for more] |
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EXIT THE DRAGON...
When martial arts instructor and daycare provider Leigh Bruce is mistaken for a reborn Bruce Lee by wiitless minions of the mysterious mastermind known only as the Great Question, she finds herself fighting for her life as the Year of the Dragon gives way to the Year of the Snake.
ROLF!: Exit the Dragon is the third and final entry in the Year of the Dragon trilogy.... [click here for more] |
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THE DEVIL'S MUSIC PROMOTERS!
During a jam session in the afterlife, John Lennon, Jon Bonham, John Denver, Johnny Cash, and John Philip Sousa hear that another talentless band is about to sell their souls to Satan for fame and fortune. The five Johns decide that enough is enough, and they set out to kick the demonic soul traders back to the rings of fire.
ROLF!: Fugue for Johns... [click here for more] |
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Hello Angels!
Although their leader is dead, the all-female fighting force known as Gaddafi's Angels carries on the fight against the sinister Agents of HUMMUS, with a new voice giving them direction over the red phone that was their one-time connection to Colonel Muammar.
ROLF!: Gaddafi's Angels is another fact-based supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters... [click here for more] |
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The World is slated to end, so we bring you the Final Battle (#2)!
Some believe the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world at some point during 2012, but there's uncertainty about when during 2012 the world is going to end. Just in case, we all die early, NUELOW Games is releasing a final ROLF! product every month this year, each with its own theory as to how the end might... [click here for more] |
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Before there was George Romero, there was H.P. Lovecraft.
Nearly 90 years ago, celebrated writer of the weird and terrifying Lovecraft unleashed his "Herbert West, Re-Animator" series of short stories upon the an unsuspecting world. In those tales, Lovecraft originated the now-standard flesh-rending zombie. This NUELOW Games scenario for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters was... [click here for more] |
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Twenty years ago, a horror movie named Leprechaun was made. Its star, then up-and-coming actress Jennifer Aniston, has been trying to forget it ever since. But when she decides to comment on the film to talk show host Conan O'Brien, she learns that leprechauns are sensitive creatures...
... who will beat the heck out of anyone who speaks ill of movies named after them.
Jennifer vs.... [click here for more] |
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Ripped from today's headlines! Only Mister Freedom Can Save Florida!
Evil super-genius Blowhard has gained control of the US government's top secret Weather Making Device (WMD) and he plans to destroy the Republican National Convention and all of Floria. Only Mister Freedom (who is secretly mild-mannered Vice President of the United States Joe Biden) can stop him!... [click here for more] |
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Hell Hath No Fury Like the Easter Bunny!
When the Easter Bunny decides that Playboy Bunnies are sullying her good name, she goes on a murderous rampage. Can even the Son of God himself stand against her wrath?!
Night of the Easter Bunny is a ROLF! combat scenario for two players. It features new Combat Manuevers, Traits, Spellings, and three pre-generated characters -- the... [click here for more] |
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When legendary pirate Black Vulmea joined the crew of Captain Bell on a voyage to loot rainbow gems on the mysterious Isle of Fairies, they come face-to-face with the magical beings themselves!
ROLF!: Pirates vs. Fairies returns the Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters to its fantasy roots with four unusual battle scenarios, five pregenerated characters, and brand-new traits that will let you make... [click here for more] |
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"Is it nobler to be beat senseless by Shakespeare or the Macho Man? That is the question. Oh YEAH!"
We return to the hazy riverbanks in Hades just in time for the ultimate tag-team battle for who gets to claim authorship of the Complete Works of William Shakespeare! In this corner—The Earl of Oxford and Sir Francis Bacon... and in this corner, William Shakespeare and Macho... [click here for more] |
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Happy death-day (and birthday) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! (January 27, 1756 - December 5, 1791)
It was a nice day when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart joined Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, and Ophelia on the bank of the River Styx practice Mozart's latest composition. But things turned sour when Tiny Tim and the Three Sirens picked that moment to take revenge for Mozart not inviting them to... [click here for more] |
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Superhero Action To Make Every Day Into St. Patrick's Day!
Ireland's own superherorine St. Patty squares off against her two greatest foes--the Snake and Tee-Totaler--in a final battle to save the world's beer, whiskey, and redheads.
ROLF!: St. Patty vs. The Snake features four pregenerated characters, two all-new Spellings (Luck o' the Irish and Venomous Touch), three linked Batttle... [click here for more] |
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Inspired by the Works of Robert E. Howard!
Steve Costigan and the Thief of Youth is a short adventure that can either be played using ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters or The Violent Worlds of Robert E. Howard (included in the Fists of Foolishness fiction anthology), or as a solo adventure using the rules in the set.
Written by veteran game... [click here for more] |
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WILL HE SAVE THE DAY?!
You cheered when he defeated international terrorists in "The Breast Hope for Peace"! You gasped as he saved Tiger Woods in "Dragon vs. Tiger"! Now, get ready for President Barack Obama's most exciting adventure yet -- "Super Muslim Bros"! The future of Egypt hangs in the balance!-
ROLF!: Super Muslim Bros takes on the... [click here for more] |
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It's the Final Battle Before the End of the World (#4)!
History records that one of the most evil men to ever walk planet Earth, Adolf Hitler, took his own life on April 30, 1945. But the facts surrounding his death have long been questioned.
In the grand tradition of The Death of Osama bin Laden and Icing Oetzi, NUELOW Games proudly presents another Historical Recreation... [click here for more] |
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Burning Down the House!
A brave firefighter plunges into a raging inferno to save innocents from certain deathm only to find himself face-to-face with the denizens of the World of Rolf--Firewitches and their Living Flame servants!
The Fireman vs. The Firewitch is the latest supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, and it's exactly what the title implies. It contains... [click here for more] |
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It's the End of the World, so Here's the Final Battle (#1 of 12)!
At least it will be, at some point during 2012 if the Mayans are to be believed. But they kinda forgot to give us the exact date, so we here at NUELOW Games will be offering 12 different Final Battles for the ROLF! Rollplaying Game. (Well... we hope it will be a maximum of 12. Who knows how far we'll get before we... [click here for more] |
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"The next time you insist we go somewhere classy, I'll remind you about tonight!"
When his girlfriend Joan wanted him to take her to an exhibit of ancient Chinese artifacts, he reluctantly agreed. But the night of cultural education turns into a battle of life and death when it turns out to be a trap set for them by Yao Ping, the Fire Wizard who leads the Cult of Erlik.... [click here for more] |
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Witness the Birth of the Occupy Your Gaming Table Movement!
NUELOW Games becomes the first roleplaying game publisher to capture the spirit of the Occupy [Whatever Random Location You Think Of] Movement and deliver it to the gaming table!
Redistribute some of your wealth to NUELOW Games and get your very own copy of L.L. Hundal's ROLF!: The Pimp, The Protester, and The Po-Po. It features... [click here for more] |
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Wanted: Experienced Nurse for Quiet Job at Frankenstein Manor.
The request was for a nurse to assist with the care of a homebound patient for one night only, and Nurse June was more than happy to take the job. Too bad she didn't know that nothing is ever easy--or safe--when Dr. Frankenstein and one of his Monsters is involved.
The Temp of Frankenstein is a ROLF! combat... [click here for more] |
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IS THIS THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF TURKEYS?
When two well-meaning animal rights activists break into a lab to free the turkeys being experimented upon, they instead unleash the most horrific GMO the world has ever known--the Turkesaurus Rex! If this creature has its way, it will be turkeys feasting on humanity this hoiday season!
ROLF!: World War T features two battle scenarios set... [click here for more] |
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To Secure the Future, They Must Fight in the Past!
The Trouser Snakes, rebels from a dark future where only the rich wear pants, thought they had dealt a fatal blow to the plutocratic One World Government... but now they have learned their foes are sending an assassin back to the year 2013 to alter history. Brave rebels plunge through the mists of time to save their... [click here for more] |
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On July 2nd, 1937, trailblazing woman pilot Amelia Earhart vanished with her navigator Fred Noonan over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to fly around the world. Her fate has remained a mystery.... Until now.
Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension pits Amelia and Fred against the evil sorcererss who rules a distant dimension after she takes them to her world. It features rules for aircraft... [click here for more] |
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It May Be the End of Chicken Sandwiches as We Know Them!
When the public gets stirred up over statements made by the general manager of Baba Yaga's Chicken Hut, militant chicken rights crusaders seize the opportunity to turn the citizens of Guardian City away from tasty chicken sandwiches forever.
When the villainous Chickenhawk sets into motion the final stage of his nefarious... [click here for more] |
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Objective: Save Humankind From Destruction Before Humankind Exists
It's the Final Battle for ROLF! (#3)
When time-traveling Eco-Terrorists go to the Garden of Eden with the intent of killing Eve, only one man can stop them and save us all: Snake Plisskin.
Escape From Eden is a supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big, Dumb Fighters. Intended... [click here for more] |
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The usually sedate gathering of mad scientists for the annual EVIL awards erupts in chaos and death-ray fire when several attendees set their romantic sights on Dr. Candi Floss after she has a falling out with her husband and partner in scientific crime, Dr. Tooth. It’s hard for the brainiacs of crime to make love connections, so they're going to eliminate anyone standing in their way... even... [click here for more] |
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NEVER MIND THE EXPENDABLES--HERE'S THE OLD AND ANGRY!
Once upon a time, they sent bad guys to prison, physical rehab, or the morgue. Harry Callahan. James Braddock, Robert Malone and his wife Barbara Gordon-Malone were forces for good who cut violent and bloody swaths through evil.
But that was a long time ago. For more than 20 years, they have been living quietly in the Shady... [click here for more] |
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The World is Coming to An End, So Why Not Go Out Gaming?!
There are those who say that the Ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to end in 2012! We here at NUELOW Games are accepting of all beliefs--even the stupid ones--so we're producing a Final Battle product each montyh this year until the world ends, or 2013 arrives.
We hereby proudly present POTS vs. PANS: The Final... [click here for more] |
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IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE (#8)
The Mayans predicted the world would end some time in 2012, and NUELOW Games is giving everyone a chance to go out gaming by offering a Final Battle for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters each month until the End comes. Will we make it to 12?
We might, but only because the legendary author R.L. McSterlingthong and mad scientist... [click here for more] |
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