A collection of Ewen's Tables PDFs with tables dealing with stuff from normal, everyday life. (More or less.)
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Ewen's Tables: Book Titles
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In this latest Ewen's Tables installment, we have four tables for generating book titles!
Paranormal Romance Titles: Get ready for steamy supernatural action with hits like Immortal Desire, Elf King Encounters, or Dragon Lust! Romance Novel Titles: Or how about non-supernatural romance, with Cowboy Lover, Sweet Surrender, or Longest Night! Self-Help Book Titles: Okay, enough with the romance stuff. How about some self-help books, such as Happyology, Secret Secrets, or Awakening the Giant Bus! YA Dystopia Novel Titles: You'll have a sure-fire path to a highly color-corrected Hollywood hit with titles like The Hunger Throne, The Sin Wall, or Graduation Academy! ...
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Ewen's Tables: Music Stuff
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Here we go again! It's time for tables for music stuff!
80s Hair Band Names: Rock out with Rock City Kobra, Twisted Yankees, or Nitro Nelson! Hip-Hop Artists: Drop some rhymes (is that the right term?) with Dr. Cube, Grandmaster Cool J, or A Tribe Called Clan! Hit Single Names: Top the charts (however briefly) with Smells Like California, Baby Got Candy, or Dancing Dude! Rock Bands: Name your group on that video game with the plastic guitars something like Meat Trick, Pink Sabbath, or Cradle of Scorpions! ...
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Ewen's Tables: Oracles
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This PDF is a set of six random tables you can use to help spur your creativity, and maybe predict the future if you believe in that kind of thing.* Roll up some and use them as the basis of a table, or have a question in mind and roll up some things and contemplate possible answer, or something else. Always remember that these things can have multiple meanings.
Glyphs are a pair of tables that yield visual symbols. Notions are images and ideas you can use as a launching point for all sorts of things. Outcomes describe possible ways that endeavors could turn out. Twists are plot twists that, used in moderation, can spice up a story. Visionsare images and ideas you can use as launching points for abstract thoughts.
*Not really...
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Ewen's Tables: Places to Eat
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In this installment of Ewen's Tables, we have tables for generating places to eat (and drink)!
Cafe Names: Sip coffee or tea and work on the Great American Novel at such fine caffeinated beverage establishments as Hole in the Wall Coffee Stop, Viva Donuts, or Casablanca Cafecito. Chinese Restaurants: Have not-very-authentic sweet and sour pork with fried rice at Jade Gourmet, Good Luck Egg Roll, or the Wok Inn. Diners: Have Adam & Eve on a log, with a cup of mud and some a glass of sun kiss at such fine eating establishments as Big Jim's Galaxy, Starlite Skillet, or Bill's Diner. Japanese Restaurants: Have not-terribly-authentic sushi at Fuji Zilla, Ninja Sushi Bar & Grill, or Sushi Mania. ...
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Ewen's Tables: Technology Stuff
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Today's Ewen's Tables is a set of four tables for modern tech stuff, to give you a taste of Silicon Valley nonsense from the comfort of your own home!
Dotcoms: Waste venture capital funds with companies like e-Scents, FaceFinder, FreeDreams, or Hot@Home! Game Systems: Play the latest hit games on the IntelliBox 2600, Mega Pod One, or Gamecast Pocket! Smartphones & Tablet: Run apps galone on the Kindle Mozart, Vega Xoom, or iMagic! Tech Companies: Make lots of money and help enable gentrification with the help of tech companies like PolyGear, Qualiphase, or Gigagate! ...
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Ewen's Tables: Titles
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This installment of Ewen's Tables brings you nothing but tables for generating titles for things! Now all you have to do is come up with some kind of content!
Board Game Titles: Explore the dark capitalistic future of Monopoly: Imperium, mix genres with Railways of Waterdeep, or cash in big with Twilight and Ladders! B-Movie Titles: The next low-budget 50s movie is at your fingertips! Attack of the Experiment From Space! The Colossal Satan That Couldn't Die! Killer Lepus Christmas Special! Cartoon Titles: Maybe you could use it with Cartoon Action Hour or something? Captain Man! Skeleton Spies! Dracula Penguins! Pulp Fantasy Titles: Prepare your submission to Weird Tales magazine (I assume you have a time machine?) and wow them with Lord of the Flaming Lady, Thralls of the Edg...
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Ewen's Tables: TV Stuff
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We all love television and the things it commands us to buy, so let's try some tables to roll up TV-related things:
Breaking News: It's like having your own, more entertaining version of CNN with headlines like Apple Unveils Inevitability of Death, NASA Director Announces New Types of Cheese, or Health Scare: Burgers Found to Contain Fabulous Swimsuit Issue. Primetime Dramas: Make your debut on USA Network with My So-Called Empire, NYPD Vikings, or Walking Bones! Reality Shows: Cynically exploit your audience with Duck Dad, Cupcake Doctor, or Pregnant Ink! Soap Operas: Tune in for your favorite soaps, like Gravity Shores, Tomorrow Today, or Faraway Hospital! ...
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Ewen's Tables: Vehicles
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You need to get from place to place, and your transportation needs dumb names, so here we go!
Aircraft: Take to the skies in the F-23 Vixen, Super Star, or Sea Shark! Cars: Hit the road in an Alfa Romeo Wizard Type C, Honda Neon GT, or Tesla Fusion Supercar! Rail Lines: All Aboard! Relax and watch the scenery go by on the Manhattan Zephyr, the Borderlands Limited, or the Silverliner RiverTrain. Ship Names: Christen your ship the Bellerophon, the Impeccable, the Tigershark, or any of 216 names because this one is a single d666 table! ...
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