Illustrated 62 Page d20 Sourcebook
Written by: Gerry Perez
Cover and Interior Illustrations by: pEzer (same person... go figure)
GET READY TO GET YOUR GOOF ON!!!
Think you have what it takes to play the goofball? Think again you wiener head! You need GOOFBALLS!, the definitive work on silliness and slapstick that is guaranteed to make your characters cool (or at least not crappy). Inside this book you will find?
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
This book will not just change the way you play d20, it will change your life. It will be the single most inspiring work of literature you will ever read. It is the SHIZNIT! THE BOMB! THE YO YO WASSUP AWESOME BOOK THAT WOOPS DA BOOTY! What? If you don?t buy this book you will regret it for the rest of your life? you will think, ?I?m a dumb cluck, I should?ve bought that book.? In short?
DON?T BE A DUMB CLUCK, BUY THIS BOOK!!!
O ya, there's a complete commentary on how to play a GOOFBALL! character, 12 new goofy prestige classes like the Chilly Silly and the Pocket Priest, an asinine arsenal of new spells, a fully illustrated section of magic items that?ll get you giddy, 2 new delicious deities, and an awesome adventure that'll leave you in stitches. It's got goof, now go get yours. TOUCH MY BUNGUS! Huh?
Be sure to check out the art contest going on at www.wickedbasement.com. Draw your favorite GOOFBALL and you could win an original piece of artwork by pEzer!