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E.N. Armoury - Chainmail Bikinis

E.N. Armoury - Chainmail Bikinis

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E.N. Armoury
Chainmail Bikinis

Written by: Ryan Nock
Art by: J.L. Jones, Matthew C, and Benjamin Richards

Now Available In Print!

Adventuring Never Looked So Good

From the company that brought you Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy, and the author who really wanted a feat called Bondage Attack in E.N. Arsenal - Whips, comes a product that brings the superficiality and vapidity of pop culture into the realm of heroic fantasy roleplaying.

The chainmail bikini is a classic image of heroic fantasy, but only now do we have the scientific understanding (and the rules) to explain how exactly it protects warrior women in battle. It's a secret that will revolutionize your gaming experience, and possibly get you dumped by your girlfriend.

This book of course contains the full-figured scoop on the chainmail bikini, but wait, there's more! In the pages that follow you'll find:

  • Statistics, history, and rules variants of the chainmail bikini.
  • Other sexy armour for women and men.
  • Rules to craft masterwork bikinis.
  • Pretty pictures.
  • Rules for conducting beauty contests.
  • The folk tale of the magical armor of Quick Don, priest of Elea.
  • And enough feats, prestige classes, and magic items of neurotic fantasy to choke a gnoll pimp.

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This short PDF is fully bookmarked and ready for use in your fantasy d20 campaign, though if you use these rules too consistently, we'll worry about you.

 
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October 27th, 2007
A half-serious, half-joking take on the subject of "fantasy armor." The new rules are interesting/amusing, and none of them are potentially game-breaking, as well as some neat background hooks to explain why such impractical garb would show up in the [...]
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May 3rd, 2007
Hey guys, this is great! I read this somethimes... nice marketing for an otherwise ordinary product. LIKED: Its inclusive, nice marketing. Nothing too outrageous. DISLIKED: Its what you'd expect form a cover like that. [...]
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October 12th, 2006
E. N. Armoury: Chainmail Bikini (and Other Adventuring Gear for Beautiful People) by E. N. Publishing is part of the E. N. Armoury range which looks at the weapons and armor of D&D and expands upon them. Obviously, this volume is a bit more light [...]
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March 1st, 2006
I got this book because I have some gamers interested in wearing less traditional armor. I am actually implementing a few of the options in this book in game. One of the gamers wanted her cleric to wear armor but still look sexy when not in battle, [...]
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January 6th, 2006
I got this just to see what it could possibly say. My friends and I would regularly joke about "the +4 leather underwear" but I never expected to see a book like this! I also never expected it to be a reaaly good book either, but it's excellent. [...]
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Product Information
Electrum seller
Pages
29
Edition
1.0
Publisher Stock #
ENP825
File Size:
6.26 MB
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May 03, 2005
This title was added to our catalog on May 03, 2005.
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