| ROLF: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters Regular price: $1.75 Bundle price: $0.88 Format: Watermarked PDF
| When you just want to beat up on your friends without actually hurting them, ROLF! is the game to turn to. With quick character generation and a fast-moving combat system, it's a silly little game that puts the die-rolling in roll-playing games. With this game, you really get what you pay for!
Designed by Steve Miller (formerly of West End Games, TSR and a few other bankrupt RPG publishers) and L.L. Hundal (formerly of nowhere, because she's much too smart to enter game design on a professional level), this is the perfect game to pass the time while waiting for late-comers to arrive for the RPG session... or while you've been kicked out of the room, because the GM and another player or two are engaged in some secretive, story-based roleplaying nonsense.
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| Icing Oetzi: A ROLF! Historical Recreation Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.25 Format: Watermarked PDF
| On a Wednesday afternoon some 5,300 years ago, a shepherd headed into the Alps to tend his flock of goats. He would never see his home again. His mummified corpse and violent death have been the subject of study and speculation since a retreating glacier released him from his makeshift grave in 1991, A.D. (or C.E.... whatever.)
In observance of the 20th anniverary of the discovery of the victim now known as "Oetzi the Iceman," and in support of NUELOW Games' goal of educating while entertaining, we proudly present Icing Oetzi: A ROLF! Historical Recreation.
The result of all the research that can be expected for a $0.50 product from a company named NUELOW Games, the three combat scenarios and four pre-generated characters presented gives insight into a mys...
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| Professor Fiend Regular price: $0.99 Bundle price: $0.50 Format: Watermarked PDF
| "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO BUMP MYSELF OFF!"
Professor Fiend is genius of such magnitude that he can't even understand his own inventions--so why should the rest of the world be expected to? This book presents half a dozen of the professor's bizarre misadventures in science, drawn from the pages of Fantastic Comics and collected here for the first time ever.
Professor Fiend is the creation of writer/artist Fred Schwab (under the penname Boris Plaster). It mixes cartooniy slapstick and dark humor with a style to seems to predict one that would become popular in the pages of Underground Comics during the 1960s. The Professor may also be remarkable in the annals of humor comics for his repeated desire to kill himself.
In addition to the classic comics, Professor F...
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| ROLF: Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.29 Format: Watermarked PDF
| On July 2nd, 1937, trailblazing woman pilot Amelia Earhart vanished with her navigator Fred Noonan over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to fly around the world. Her fate has remained a mystery.... Until now.
Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension pits Amelia and Fred against the evil sorcererss who rules a distant dimension after she takes them to her world. It features rules for aircraft battles, several new spellings, plenty of combat maneuvers, and ROLF! statistics for Amelia Earhart, Fred Noonan, the alien Nashtar, and the evil queen Malefique....
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| ROLF: Herbert West vs. the Zombies Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.25 Format: Watermarked PDF
| Before there was George Romero, there was H.P. Lovecraft.
Nearly 90 years ago, celebrated writer of the weird and terrifying Lovecraft unleashed his "Herbert West, Re-Animator" series of short stories upon the an unsuspecting world. In those tales, Lovecraft originated the now-standard flesh-rending zombie. This NUELOW Games scenario for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters was inspired by Lovecraft's stories, and is a celebration of his blood-spattered gift to the horror genre.
In Herbert West vs. the Zombies, West is once again restoring life to the dead with his Re-Agent... and once again, things go terribly wrong and he finds himself faced with a hoard of zombies bent on tearing him limb from limb.
Intended for as many as four players, this s...
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| ROLF: Supermodel Slapfest Regular price: $0.99 Bundle price: $0.50 Format: Watermarked PDF
| Six supermodels are trapped in a building with a whiny fashion designer and a hunky handyman... and a murderer out to get them all! Sounds like the teaser summary for a slasher film, but it's actually the subject of the latest supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters.
Dangerously close to being a real adventure (as opposed to the usual stuff where characters meet, characters kick each other into oblivion), this 10-page product features new Combat Maneuvers, new Stuff (both Armor and Weapons), eight pre-generated player characters, as well as the maniac who is trying to kill them. Well, who probably will kill them if the egomaniacal supermodels don't kill each other first.
As an added feature, there's a system for secretly making one of the "victims&q...
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| ROLF: Mad Scientists Gone Wild Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The usually sedate gathering of mad scientists for the annual EVIL awards erupts in chaos and death-ray fire when several attendees set their romantic sights on Dr. Candi Floss after she has a falling out with her husband and partner in scientific crime, Dr. Tooth. It’s hard for the brainiacs of crime to make love connections, so they're going to eliminate anyone standing in their way... even if that someone is Dr. Floss.
Mad Scientists Gone Wild features six pre-generated mad sciensts, the zombots, and six linked battle scenarios with which to pit them against each other. The supplement is compatible with alll version of ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, including The Violent Worlds of Robert E. Howard, and presents a new Trait and rules for outfitting chara...
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| ROLF: POTS vs. PANS Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The World is Coming to An End, So Why Not Go Out Gaming?!
There are those who say that the Ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to end in 2012! We here at NUELOW Games are accepting of all beliefs--even the stupid ones--so we're producing a Final Battle product each montyh this year until the world ends, or 2013 arrives.
We hereby proudly present POTS vs. PANS: The Final Battle (#6), a full-color superhero extravaganza! (Will there be 12 Final Battles? Only the Mayans knew for sure!)
In POTS vs. PANS, the decades-long, cross-generational feude between the pure-hearted American superheroes who make up the roster of PANS (Patriotic American Native-born Superheroes) and the dastardly international league of supervillians POTS (People's Organization for Terrorism and Sociali...
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| ROLF: The Associated Shades of Hades Regular price: $1.00 Bundle price: $0.50 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The Associated Shades of Hades is a social club whose members are, generally speaking, refined and civilized in their behavior; one would expect nothing else from a group that includes such famous figures as George Washington, Confucious, and Sherlock Holmes. But sometimes, tempers flare, witty banter fails, and out come the knives, pistols, and pool cues.
ROLF!: The Associated Shades of Hades is a supplement inspired by John Kendrick Bangs' classic tales of Hades (also available from NUELOW Games, in Houseboat on the River Styx). Now Shakespeare and Bacon settle the question of who wrote "Hamlet" with violence of the most savage kind, while Cleopatra beats the stuffing out of Captain Kidd just because she feels like it.
Featured within these pages are new thin...
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