Forward, Into the Past
When the Patrons wake up one afternoon, they find their noses buried in light beer and pretzels. Wait a minute! Light beer?! At The Floating Vagabond?! Someome's been skinny-dipping in the timestream and now things are way out of whack. What cruel, demented intelligence could conceive such a reprehensible act?
Adventure With No Name
If Adventure Has a Name, It Must Be Something Else
As usual, the problem comes from a barbaric little planet known as Earth, the undisputed center of beer production throughout the Multiverse. Alterations in Earth history have led to drastic changes in its export list: a list as light in taste and calories as the Patrons are in talent and smarts. Someone must investigate and set both beer and time aright, someone keen and courageous, fearless, mighty, and bold. If no one matching this description comes forward, the Patrons are assigned four tasks: sink the legendary island of Atlantis; chase the Vikings from North America; preserve the secret identity of Jack the Ripper, and erase 18 minutes of dialogue from the tapes of President Richard Nixon. Can the Patrons save the Multiverse from watered down beer? Can a gamer make a sock stiff? They alone have the power to save The Floating Vagabond from "great" taste at half the calories!
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