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Amerikkka (Don't Buy This) $0.00
Publisher: Blandrake Entertainment
by Hamid K. [Verified Purchaser] Date Added: 11/03/2008 17:42:09

When I purchased this product, everything I knew about the US as a european was confirmed and it warms my radically socialist heart. This game is the finest product ever sold on this site and will no doubt bring joy and peace to your household and marriage. In the future, those of you reading this might think "Haha, this is now an unlikely alternative history scenario, God Emperor Obama III would never allow this to happen. His angelic voice will soothe all ills", but as I write this review one day before the presidential election roughly 48% of the american population is voting McCain 08. If he wins and you spent the final moments before succumbing to radiation posioning on the internet, which no doubt you will, realize as your skin slouches off that this is what the future holds and it was all predicted for the cost of 5 non-gold supported fiat dollars.

I'd like to finish this review by writing a poem. Good night and good luck fair americans, Europe will forever remember you for being late to both world wars.

I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: A vast plenipotence of caps Lie in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a batter'd cola truck, whose sides That, painted in a white and garish red Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things, The bottles dry and bottling plants long dead. And on the vehicle these words appear: "Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of ice cold Coca-Cola." Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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