A short collection of creature descriptions, without gaming stats or rules, for use in fantasy campaigns. These would be most appropriate for humorous or outright silly games - they include a unicorn who tries to make sure virgins stay that way, a rat with multiple personalities, a friendly basilisk, and more. There's not really anything here for your serious D&D campaign, but if you happen to be running a silly RPG like Murphy's World, Discworld, or the "Dungeons & Toons" setting for TOON, you could find some humorous ideas for characters or NPCs in this collection.