You are a bug.
Above you, strange, unspeakable, unknowable monsters known as Swatters (or less commonly, humans) perform strange unknowable acts. They kill on sight, or carry you great distances in a single step. They drop wonderous prizes, or produce terrible poisons. There is no telling what their next action might be.
In the grass, Ant paladins and Beetle barbarians battle giants like chipmunks... [click here for more]