What was supposed to be a relaxing family vacation has become a nightmare! The beach is crawling with communist crabs, the sea contains a giant, hungry octopus, and the tea and coffee making facilities at the hotel leave a lot to be desired! I’ll be leaving a scathing review in the guestbook; I can tell you that — at least after I’ve helped defend the town from the encroaching aquatic menaces! ... [click here for more]