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Things are becoming progressively worse throughout the Lands of Igpay... progressively more evil and corrupt, and progressively harder to rectify and restore. Can you stop this progressive decline? Its only the fate of the world as we known it hanging in the balance. Maybe you can get to it by Friday.

Why Are We Here? These Things Are Already Dead! is a real adventure with a humorous overcoat.  It is written in generic language and is readily adaptable to almost any role playing game system.  The second in a 3-part series, all of the adventures in this campaign may be played either as stand-alone adventures, or as part of an ongoing story line. This adventure is suited to 3 or more adventurers of begininning to low levels of experience.

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Jarad C April 21, 2016 6:20 am UTC
How many pages is this?
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Chris C April 21, 2016 7:16 pm UTC
38 pages including credits and map (36 pages of actual adventure).

Just working the layout for Tentacles? Really?! which is the third adventure in this series.
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